Conversation with Kid #2 yesterday morning:
Kid: Mom! (shoving on refrigerator door as hard as she can) The refrigerator won't close!
Mom: Let me check. Something must be in the way. (opens door and peers inside) Hmm, I don't see anything in the way. What did you just take out?
Kid: I reached up and got a banana off the top of the refrigerator.
Mom (looks up and sees the single remaining banana, squished to a yucky, oozing yellow pulp between the door and the fridge, rather like yellow roadkill): Okay... I think we may have figured out the problem.
This is the same kid that dropped a glass bowl earlier in the week, smashing it into incredibly small shards. The kid is a destructive force to be reckoned with, I tell you. But I put up with her and the rest of my kids despite the trail of destruction they leave in their wake, because they're cute. At least that's the only sane reason I can come up with:-).