We then stopped through the Arby's drive-through on the way home. Hero loves drinking water from a cup, so this is a major source of joy for him. The lady there gave us his cup, and he stared at her intently, utilizing his best Jedi mind control. I sometimes order a beef and cheddar and share it with him, and he was quite obviously trying to use his telepathic powers to compel her to hand over a sandwich. She laughed, and gave me a couple of chicken nuggets, which I fed him, to his great appreciation. Apparently his Jedi mind control powers are working just fine.
"You want to go home and rethink your life. Also, you should feed me, because I'm starving."