I took the dogs to the brand-new PetSmart down the street to get baths (which they both desperately need). They greeted the people behind the counter politely (and in Hero's case, with several attempted kisses), but they still gave me looks of Epic Tragedy: You're leaving us, aren't you? We've never been here before and for all we know, this is a place where they dissect dogs or hang them up by their toenails... or worse yet, BATHE them. How can you leave us this way? Don't you feel guilty? You really, really should feel guilty.
Poor guys. Fortunately they have a short memory, so as soon as I pick them up, all will be forgiven... till the next bath:-).